(intimate friend of the same sex)

A brief look at the Auckland Art Gallery

29 March, 2023 | Auckland, New Zealand

In keeping with my general lack of planning I did not know what to expect from Auckland Art Gallery Toi o Tāmaki. As it turned out, it might be my favorite thing in the city.

First off: it is free. I found this to be the case in every museum and art gallery in Sydney as well, with a traveling or temporary special exhibit costing a nominal fee. This is one of the many things I think Seattle and the US in general should emulate.

Second, many of the exhibits on the first floor had both a standard description and what amounts to a queer interpretation based on some either obvious subtext or direct context that would - in my experience - not necessarily be covered in another gallery.

Dandy by Lisa Reihana: “Dandy is modelled by Victor Taurewa Biddle, activist and presenter of the Mäori Television show Takatapui, the world's first Indigenous LGBTTQIA+ series.…This image was inspired by Biddle's findings that takatapu. (intimate friend of the same sex) were sent by chiefs to make first contact with European arrivals in the 18th century.”

The entire first floor is this kind of work with both a standard and LGBTQ framing, usually by indigenous artists and interpreters. It was awesome. I’ll include just one more that reminds me of my late 20s:

Married (1896) by Walter Dendy Sadler. I’ll leave the queer take to your imagination.

This wasn’t even my favorite part. Allow me to introduce you to the entire second floor:

I tried to be respectful here and only photograph like half of the exhibits. I implore you to go take a look for yourself, but here are my favorites:

I am not sure why they even felt a need to include a queer take for Companions (1924) by Henry Tuke but it’s worth a read
Icarus (1588) by Hendrik Goltzius, inspired by a painting from his friend Cornelis Cornelisz van Haarlem. Besides frankly being insanely horny for its time, I don’t think I’ve seen a depiction of Icarus that better exemplifies the “OH SHIT, OH FUCK” moment better.

Finally, this isn’t an art but I love that the Catholic Church flirted with hornin’ Christ up during the Counter-Reformation. It honestly isn’t a bad approach when increasingly your major opponents are a bunch of insanely worked up repressed Calvinists.

We can’t make depictions of Christ sexy to fight the Protestants haha…unless?

Last thing - the final (third) floor has a nice cafe and small sculpture garden. It’s not particularly notable except this work caught me like a deer in headlights: it looks exactly how I felt after my flight in.

No it’s fine I slept on the plane.